The Post They Didn't Want You To Read:

I can't believe I actually had this on my computer! These are the few notes me and Alex wrote on our anti semantic (or anti whatever) sitcom, or Godcom as it were. It's so bad, and so totally doesn't make any sense, but here it is anyway:

The Alternative Testament (The Testament They Didn’t Want You To Read)

A lost manuscript was found, dating back to ancient Jerusalem, which contained a missing third book that was originally intended to be included in the now legendary Bible, which would have made it some epic Lord of the Rings style trilogy of Testaments!

Genesis: Phil Collins “You can’t hurry life, no you’ll just have to wait”

Adam And Eve (Snake-good) Banished. Beaver-Tempts (tree-apple)

Noah’s Ark: The Raiders Of The Non-Lost Ark, guy with whip.
-Beavers-dinosaurs

Moses: 11 Commandments. Parting of the water
Plagues

Jesus (talks from birth) three wise women/men: Gold, frankincense and a beaver
Birth/death/resurrection/death (beavers on the cross)
Blind guy, food-fish/bred 1000’s. Walking on water.
Disciples-beaver-glasses. One condemned for looking at porn on the net

Evil King …

Freak in the whale: Jonah (talking whale see Finding Nemo)

THE LAST SUPPER-guy painting them